Living in the Czech Republic is a great opportunity to see new places and meet new people. Mostly, though, I like sniggering at toilet paper with silly names.
Clever
The German-owned Billa supermarket chain’s own brand bog roll.
Frotto
This probably isn’t supposed to make you think of frottage.
Grand Finale
Produced in Slovakia, where going to the toilet is considered an art form.
Lovely
Another own brand, this one from the Austrian Interspar hypermarket chain.
Ooops!
…I did it again.
Touching
Thank you. It’s been emotional.
• This article originally appeared on Stumpy Moose, a now-defunct humour site that lives on in a state of near-obsolescence on social media. Just like its author.
