Svijany Fitness Beer
Tastes like watered-down victory
Looking to lose weight after Christmas? Maybe it’s time to switch to Svijany Fitness, a low-sugar, low-alcohol Czech beer apparently aimed at athletes.
With an alcohol content of 3.2% (that’s 6° in old money), Svijany Fitness might just be the secret weapon that’s kept Czech sports stars punching above their weight all these years.*
After all, who needs boring old energy drinks when you can crack open a pivo on the touchline?
And the taste?
Like beer.
Very, very watery beer.
* – pure supposition
