12 photos that *don’t* prove Prague is the most beautiful city in the world
Living in Sidliste Bohnice and working in Chodov, PraguePig.com gets a bit tired of articles like the Huffington Post’s 10 Dazzling Photos That Are Proof Prague Is Europe’s Prettiest City.
Sure, parts of Prague are beautiful but heavily Photoshopped spire-porn doesn’t tell the whole story. Away from the centre, things get a little greyer and a little grimier.
Here’s PraguePig.com’s tribute to the more tarnished parts of the Golden City.
1. Nakupni centrum Budejovicka, Prague 4-Krc
Overshadowed by the much grander DBK mall, the drab concrete shopping precinct above Budejovicka metro station remains defiantly ugly despite encroaching gentrification. Given the Commie-era look-and-feel of the place, it’s surprising to discover that NCB only dates back to 1991, a couple of years after the revolution. The precinct’s 10th anniversary was marked by this spectacularly retro website.
2. Autobusove nadrazi Cerny Most, Prague 20-Cerny Most
This important transport interchange at the east end of the yellow (B) line welcomes the weary traveller to Prague with a fanfare of plastic sheeting and pigeon shit. The Cerny Most housing estate (sidliste) is reportedly the worst in the city but PraguePig.com found it surprisingly pleasant on a recent visit. Only the areas around the metro station looked genuinely grotty.
3. Sidliste Chodov, Jizni Mesto II, Prague 11-Chodov
Spread across most of Prague 11 and a bit of Prague 4, Jizni Mesto (“Southern City”) is the country’s largest Communist-era housing development, and currently accommodates around 75,000 people. This photo, showing the Sidliste Chodov estate in all its glory, was taken from the non-descript office park where PraguePig.com does his day job.
4. Opatov metro station, Praha 11-Chodov
Travelling one stop down the red (C) line reveals the splendour of Opatov metro station, which — like much Communist-era architecture — features as many winding concrete walkways and places for discreet public urination as possible. Originally known as Druzby (“Friendship”), Opatov stands at the opposite end of the imaginatively named Centralni park (originally Park ceskoslovensko-sovetskeho pratelstvi (“Park of Czechoslovak-Soviet Friendship”)) from…
5. Sidliste Haje, Jizni Mesto I, Prague 11-Haje
The conjoined towers of Ubytovna Kupa (aka the “Prazska dvojcata” (“Prague Twins”)) loom large over the Haje metro station shopping precinct. Built in 1980, as accommodation for state employees, Kupa was once the country’s highest building, and remains the country’s tallest panelak (panel building). These days, it’s used as accommodation for cops. There’s a restaurant on the top floor.
6. Palmovka, Prague 8-Liben
A curious blend of faded grandeur and crummy Communist-era buildings, Liben was officially designated an “area of social exclusion,” (i.e., ghetto) in 2006 but thanks to good transport connections and the close proximity of oh-so-bloody-trendy Karlin, is now a prime candidate for Andel-style gentrification. This photo shows the hideous 1987 Komercni banka building at the corner of Zenklova and Na Zertvach.
7. Pankracka trznice, Prague 4-Pankrac
A short walk from the snazzy Arkady Pankrac mall, this local market offers a more down-market shopping experience — socks, shoe repairs and second-hand clothes — plus a conveniently located herna bar next door.
8. Prague 15 town hall, Prague 15-Horni Mecholupy
It’s a bit of a trek out to Horni Mecholupy but the district town hall — a converted panelak painted in Lego-like primary colours — makes it well worth the effort. Thrill-seekers, take note: the nearest bus stop is Bolonska.
9. Namesti Hrdinu, Prague 4-Nusle
A metro ride to Prazskeho Povstani is a must for connoisseurs of bad Prague architecture. Divided by a major highway and laid out with little apparent concern for humanity, “The Square of Heroes” is a treasure trove of depressing buildings, ranging from the drab First Republic-era courts to the monstrous post-modern CSOB bank building. This photo shows Budova Centrotex, a chunky slab of concrete from 1969.
10. Sidliste Bohnice, Prague 8-Bohnice
It’s an acquired taste but PraguePig.com loves the housing estate he calls home. Part of the 1970s Severni Mesto (“Northern City”) development, Sidliste Bohnice might look like a dystopian hellhole but because Prague’s Communist-era estates were never designed as housing for poor people, life here is surprisingly genteel — more suburb-in-the-sky than sink estate.
11. ZEVO incineration plant, Prague 10-Malesice
Incineration plants are rarely lovely but there’s something breathtakingly uncompromising about Spalovna Malesice, a building that looks like it was designed for a particularly bleak Terry Gilliam movie. Fans of incineration will be pleased to know that Playtvak.cz streams live video of the inside of the facility, under the title Brany pekelne (“The Gates of Hell”).
12. Prague 9-Vysocany
Heavy industry has given way to humdrum homogeneity in Vysocany, which is probably an improvement for the locals but doesn’t make it any more attractive as a destination. This photo was taken next to the Clarion Congress Hotel Prague, a four-star conference centre with possibly the least exciting location in the city.
• Is your favourite ugly building missing from the list? Let PraguePig.com know in the comments.
My favourite ugly buildings in Prague are the National Monument in Vitkov, Hotel InterContinental, the shopping mall in Chodov and the “new building” of the National Museum (former Radio Free Europe).
Dude, National Monument is not ugly for sure. But hey, just next to it is one of the ugliest towers in the world 🙂 I still kinda like it though. It reminds of this soviet children book I’ve used to read back in the 80s 🙂
The National Monument is ugly like hell! It’s the new definition of ugly. 🙂
There are some fairly crummy bits at Troja. The tower blocks near Pivovar Sedivak for example.
I took a lot of photos of the Odra shopping centre but I’m not good enough a photographer to really do it justice 🙂 Number 10 was taken only a couple of bus stops from there, though.
Love it all
Don’t forget the monstrous high-rise in Vokovice practically in the middle of Divoká Šarka, ruining the otherwise gorgeous view.
‘practically in the middle of Divoka Sarka’ is something of an exaggeration !!
True, I admit anger leads me to exaggerate. Thankfully, when you are down inside the valley you can’t see it. But the overview landscape from above is ruined, nonetheless! I am sure a lot of $$$$ (czk,czk,czk) changed hands under the table to get a permit to build that eyesore.
With regards to Palmovka, yes, it is ugly, but you could have chosen almost any other angle and showed it uglier still. (like the construction site they just gave up on in the middle, for instance)
The bank building is just about the least ugly thing there.
Using photos of construction sites seemed like a cheap shot – even by this article’s standards 😉 You’ve got to assume that if there’s construction, they’re at least trying to make it better 🙂
Graffiti is the ugliest part of Prague. It’s not artistic graffiti either, but the idiotic tagging kind.
Fully agree !
Vltavská metro station and tram stops are surely among the worst eyesores in the capital.
Very true. If I ever do a follow-up, I’ll definitely include Vltavska.
The freeway in front of the beautiful main train station seems to be one of the worse mishaps of the industrial age.
I couldn’t agree more. It’s a crime against humanity.
my particular dystopian favourite is Smichov Nadrazi. You do wonder who would design such a thing… an unrelenting concrete maze